Install Theme

Your web-browser is very outdated, and as such, this website may not display properly. Please consider upgrading to a modern, faster and more secure browser. Click here to do so.

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T REALIZE I'M THE FUCKING KING

yo. 18 year old icelandic cisboy, heteroromantic, asexual, fairly approachable, verified prettyboy, music enthusiast, video game fanatic, passionate lover of ragdoll physics
Sep 20 '14
theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

Sep 20 '14
"Michael Cera was born in Canada in 1988 at the tender age of zero."
the only thing in Michael Cera’s fucking BandCamp bio (via officialplxar)
Sep 20 '14

thatsthat24:

gymleaderkyle:

micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

but do they got kik tho

Can we trade police forces?

Sep 20 '14
spookypenetration:

lms if u cried wow real bravery

what the fuck lol

spookypenetration:

lms if u cried wow real bravery

what the fuck lol

(Source: afoxboy)

Sep 20 '14

padalesexy:

this vine is too real

Sep 20 '14

coconutoil97:

vinebox:

People change up as soon as they get out of Church

STOP

(Source: vinebox)

Sep 20 '14
lickystickypickyshe:

practical smart.

lickystickypickyshe:

practical smart.

Sep 20 '14

dangercupcakemurdericing:

Sometimes I’m internally like “How is that a trigger?, ” then I realize other people have different life experiences from me, they don’t owe me their story, and I move the fuck on.

Sep 20 '14

mamalaz:

Harry Potter - The trio’s first screen test

(Rupert’s head in the second gif omg)

Sep 20 '14
uberchain:


I am NOT your bitch.

It’s not news that I’m not too fond of token love interests/pin-up bait/overly Photoshopped to be made “more attractive” Femscout where “Fem” is more focused on than “Scout”. But when I think about it, Femscout is probably just as vain as Scout and probably thinks she’s too good-looking to die. 
Which is why I think if she tried hard enough, she could fight you motherfucking tooth and nail to make sure she didn’t die and make sure to prove you wrong if you think otherwise.

uberchain:

I am NOT your bitch.

It’s not news that I’m not too fond of token love interests/pin-up bait/overly Photoshopped to be made “more attractive” Femscout where “Fem” is more focused on than “Scout”. But when I think about it, Femscout is probably just as vain as Scout and probably thinks she’s too good-looking to die. 

Which is why I think if she tried hard enough, she could fight you motherfucking tooth and nail to make sure she didn’t die and make sure to prove you wrong if you think otherwise.

Sep 20 '14

thelivingjen:

bluntbitch-xo:

terra-butt:

I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.

this is so sad omg

keep him keep your friend forever

(Source: yungterra)

Sep 20 '14

(Source: aidn)

Sep 20 '14

blackbanshee:

evolutionofafitgeek:

vejiga:

Cosplay Done Right

That boulder though

freaking out over the terminator 

(Source: naruchigotsu)

Sep 20 '14
morganawinchester27:

ultrafacts:

a-syringe-against-the-capitol:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

Why?

The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier is a monument in dedication to the services of an unknown soldier, Marine, airman or sailor and to the common memories of all soldiers, Marines, airmen and sailors killed in any war. Throughout history, many soldiers have died in wars with their remains being unidentified. The tomb is guarded 24/7 365. Even through hurricanes as a sign of respect.

These soldiers stand guard, day and night, through blistering heat and freezing cold. They stand in driving rain without flinching. It is one of the highest honors to guard the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, and there are no excuses, no rainy days. One year, a really bad hurricane swept through the coast and the soldiers were given permission to leave their post. They declined, choosing to stay and guard the tomb.
These men inspire me and have my utmost respect. Thank you.

morganawinchester27:

ultrafacts:

a-syringe-against-the-capitol:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

Why?

The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier is a monument in dedication to the services of an unknown soldier, Marine, airman or sailor and to the common memories of all soldiers, Marines, airmen and sailors killed in any war. Throughout history, many soldiers have died in wars with their remains being unidentified. The tomb is guarded 24/7 365. Even through hurricanes as a sign of respect.

These soldiers stand guard, day and night, through blistering heat and freezing cold. They stand in driving rain without flinching. It is one of the highest honors to guard the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, and there are no excuses, no rainy days. One year, a really bad hurricane swept through the coast and the soldiers were given permission to leave their post. They declined, choosing to stay and guard the tomb.

These men inspire me and have my utmost respect. Thank you.

Sep 20 '14

kateordie:

This scene was perfect

(Source: robertdeniro)